Hetalia Life meme

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Your Name: Sally

Favorite Colour: Black

Age: I can't tell you, it's a secret

Your best friend is: Canada (I can probably see this happening, even if we won't have many conversations)

You have a crush on: Bulgaria (I barely even know him)

You hate: Cuba (He would be beating up Canada all the time, so this makes sense)

You get bullied by: Denmark (Norway! Sweden! Help me!)

You're scared of: Ukraine (I'm not actually, so I don't know how this would make sense)

The person who has a crush on you is: Seychelles (Um, this is kinda awkward since she's also a girl)

The person who hates you is: Bulgaria (I have a crush on the guy who hates me? I don't know what's wrong with me.)

You're scared of : America (well, maybe a little if Canada would want me to talk to him about Cuba)

You get a confession from: Russia (I'm a Russia fangirl, so I would be delighted unless he asks me to become one with him right away)

But you go out with: Bulgaria (I thought he hated me? Well, if I have a crush on him I guess it makes sense. Like I said, I wouldn't say no to Russia unless he was taking things too fast.)

And you break this persons heart: Hungary (Err, sorry Hungary, but I'm pretty sure I'm straight.)(Okay, I'll admit it. I'm confused about my sexuality. I have had at least one crush on a guy before, but I'm still not sure if I'd go the other way too.)

You have a one night stand with: Belarus (I had to look this one up, and this is just really awkward for me. I wouldn't even do it with a guy yet since I'm still confused about where everything goes. I've barely read an entire lemon fic without getting sick, confused, or both. I usually just leave immediately or skip through that part. And honestly, Belarus is the one that really scares me.)

Which leads to a fist fight with: Latvia (*holds back laughter* I don't know how this would happen, but I doubt the little guy would have much of a chance)

Chances of you winning: 93% (I thought so)

Everyone graduates but: Finland (Probably missed too many classes due to being Santa)

You marry: Poland (I marry the sassy gay Pole? Well, this is going to be interesting.)

This person starts arguing with you: Norway (But I didn't do anything! Denmark was the one bullying me!)

You're helped out of the arguement by: Germany (Danke. Here, I'll but you a couple of beers for helping me out.)

And then have an affair with: Poland (But, I thought we were already married?)

You get caught by: Liechenstein (It's okay, he's my husband)

The chances of them telling: 12% (Please, just don't tell your big brother.)

Your spouse finds out, they feel: Strangely Gay (I knew you were gay!)

You get divorced, you move in with: Prussia (Even if I still had my virginity, I doubt my vital regions would be safe around this guy.)

Chances of a one night stand: 16% (Well, at least it's still pretty small)

You then move in with: Netherlands (The guy is pretty emotionless, and according to episode 9 of season 10, he only cares about money (and his sister). I just hope he doesn't charge me for everything.)

You start having feelings for: Latvia (I guess he forgave me for beating him in the fist fight. He is kinda cute too.)

You get another confession from: Taiwan (The fourth girl already! Do I attract them that much?)

You say no, they go out with: Lithuania (Yeah, I would say no. But Lithuania's a pretty nice guy, even with going out with him would probably get me killed by Poland or Russia.)

You get ambushed by: Norway (What do you want now?)

And then glomped by: Canada (Ha ha, I didn't know you had this side to you.)

You're drunk, and you kiss: Seychelles (Well if she still has a crush on me, she should enjoy it.)

How much they liked it: 9% (What? Am I a bad kisser or something?)

You suddenly have a huge war against: Bulgaria (You still hate me, don't you?)

Chances of you winning: 76% (Well, I guess that's pretty good.)

You later remarry: New Zealand (I don't know you at all!)

How happy you two are: 80% (If you protect me from Bulgaria, then this does make sense.)

Death by: Becoming one with Russia, da? (*horrified* I didn't know it would be that bad!)

The only person to not go to your funeral is: China (Well, apparently I didn't know you well enough so I guess it makes sense.)

The mastermind behind your death is: Bulgaria (Wait a sec, does that mean you sent Russia to rape me? I should've known it was you. Fick dich!)

The person who's the most devastated that you died: Egypt (Aww, how sweet.)

The person who's the happiest that you died is: Austria (What did I do? Prussia and I were just friends and had nothing going on! *is a PruAus shipper*)

The person who goes to the funeral for food is: Cuba (Why were you even invited?)

The person who gets all your stuff is: Poland (Sorry Canada, but he threatened to make Warsaw my capital.)

Who'll you'll haunt from beyond the grave: China (So you couldn't come to my funeral, but you'll haunt me for the rest of my afterlife? Why? What did I ever do to you?)

*Fick dich is f*ck you in German